【#少儿英语# #少儿英语带翻译笑话【三篇】#】英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，®无忧考网给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！
Improvement【篇一】
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
进步
一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语 最近学的怎么样?”
“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
To Go to Heaven【篇二】
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗?
哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
How Many Rabbits?【篇三】
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子?
老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?
乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。
老师：九只?
乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。
